I like interesting things and things that are funny which may or may not include things from supernatural, doctor who, and sherlock.
Clearly she wears those short skirts and skimpy tank tops because she wants the d. and by d I mean vitamin d. she wants to soak up as much sun as she can. because revealing clothes are not an invitation for sex u prick
and the award for unexpected turns goes to
what if we kissed each other with our armpits instead of our mouths
what the fuck is this site on
fun fact we kiss with our lips because there are more nerve endings which is why it feels good
well I wouldn’t know how it feels because nOBODY KISSES ME
Would you like to change that?
wOAH THERE BUDDY
i hate teachers who dont let u go to the bathroom because “too many people went already” like yea but none of those people were me and our bladders arent connected so just because they peed already doesnt mean i dont have to pee anymore
if i ever met satan the first thing i would say is “did it hurt…when you fell from heaven??” It would be hilarious. The next thing I would do is probably burst into flame and get impaled dozens of times but it would still be hilarious
it’s weird how people say “follow your dreams” instead of “follow your ambitions” because once i had a dream where i worked for a place that tried to genetically engineer ducks to speak english except the ducks only criticized people’s fashion sense
please follow your dream